Animals Demotivational Poster
TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.
RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up
A DUCK AND A CHICKEN -
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED
SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal
COURAGE - Some are just born with it.
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.
WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!
PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.
Bear Calvary -
THIS EVIL ANIMAL -
THIS CHRISTMAS -
CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -
HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !
BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet
COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
SIXTY PERCENT OF PIT BULL ATTACKS - OCCUR BETWEEN TYING THE BANDANA AROUND IT'S NECK AND PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON IT'S FACE
OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.
YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF
MEDIUM RARE -
CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!
URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.
WTF!? - I ordered white wine!
THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!
MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.
ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.
FRIENDS - Always there when you need them most!
HORSES - They always win
BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...
Your Car? -
THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?
HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.
LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you
ALRIGHT - I got nothing
CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?
SEMI TRUCK - RUN, ANIMALS, RUN!!
"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!
IF I WANT TO HEAR THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET - I'LL PUT BOOTS ON THE CAT
HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!
FORBIDDEN LOVE - Food falls into that category
A HAPPY PITBULL - WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND ONE ARM
SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.
FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.
HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours
DUMBO - A True story
DOGS - yes we get it, your cute
STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.
ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.
"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests
WALL DOGS - Watching your every move
WATCH DOGS - They can be effective
Restricted Area -
WHY DOGS SHOULDN'T PLAY CARDS -
Ginger Bashing -
Awkward Moment -
SHIT EATING GRIN -
I LIKE PIGS -
MY FAITH -
YOUR BALL? - Sure, you can have it back! Hop on in and get it...
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -
STUFFED ANIMALS -
CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself
ELEPHANTS - They're working for Microsoft now
KUNG-FU RAT - The last image recorded On poor Mittens' collarcam.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST LONGER THAT YOU WISH -
QUITE AS A MOUSE - WHO EVER COINED THE PHASE NEVER STEPPED ON ONE
THAT'S RIGHT BABY - You know you want a piece of this
SURREAL - Like when you're in another city And Jeopardy comes on at 7:30 Instead of 7:00
The RSPCA -
CARJACKING - Go ahead... she triple dog dares ya!
WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK -
BRITTANY GET IN THE CAR! - He's not going to turn into your DREAM-BOYFRIEND! Damn "NEW-MOON"
RASTAFARIAN CAT - 'Kitty' was muh slave name mon... I be 'Abdiel' now... Rastafa!
APARENTLY - Animals are more important
SHAFTER - I've done a 100 animals. How many women have you done?
HULA - You're doing it wrong
WHATS UP!? - Sooooo, we do it or what ?!
Scape goat -
PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them
THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo
EXOTIC ANIMALS - MAY CALENDAR -
TESTING THE WATER - Generally, it's a good idea to do it BEFORE you leap in!
BATH TIME - My ass!!!
AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.
CARNIVORE - Actually I Eat Meat Because I Sympathize With The Tofus So Much
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