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Animals Demotivational Poster


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm, #228554
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm, #213982
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am, #213920
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm, #213917

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm, #213916
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm, #213734
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm, #213708
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm, #213694
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm, #213693
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm, #213642

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm, #213638
Epic. 5s.


PLEASE SIR - Think of the children




RESPONSIBILITY - You made the mess, you clean it up




BEST FRIEND MY BALLS - WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND WOULD HAVE YOUR TESTICLES REMOVED


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.5/5


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




COURAGE - Some are just born with it.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by zookooth

alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 6:06 am, #222024
I've seen this ph**o before, I was more impressed with the dogs self control, than the cats foolhardiness.
Benlulz - April 21, 2011, 3:54 pm, #217012
The cat must've gotten an 11 kill streak. hmm.. looks like i'm addicted.
deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:09 pm, #216483
attack dogs


Retards -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by jj

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:42 pm, #249021
This is hilarious! I've seen this multiple times, yet I'm surprised I haven't voted or commented yet. 5 special birds!
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 4:27 am, #220866
An absolute classic.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:18 am, #1919
continued from p***ious, It'r rather sad to see our truely hard work overshadowded by the p***erted minds of the teenagers who post and lie about their age.
Roamer - April 12, 2008, 10:13 am, #1918
That's why I don't paricularly like this site to post on a regular basis. It's all ***ual posters that are NSFW, or cheesy fad posters, H.I.M.'s Petrer Griffin Poster is WAY too overrated and even HE agrees with me. It's rather sad to see our hard works o
Sean - March 23, 2008, 2:56 am, #1363
Bloody under-rated. And I'd say that even if I was sober.


MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!




TRULY FRIENDS - They will try to help you, no matter if they can't make any difference.




A DUCK AND A CHICKEN -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by concern3

Sho - March 11, 2015, 1:07 pm, #260351
come to Motifake instead. 5L
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:40 pm, #259996
...and y'all say my jokes are bad! 5 clucking lions!
MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:48 pm, #259985
5 quacks 'cern!


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm, #241492
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any


TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BLZ

ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am, #246396
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.


WAZUP - Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




Bear Calvary -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by deb

Justin - August 2, 2009, 7:29 pm, #103942
Where do you buy this poster at? kinkadeguru@gmail.com
VinceVicious - December 24, 2008, 3:35 pm, #46459
especially with that a**ortment of automatic weapons!


THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by sickartist

yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm, #239876
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm, #179729
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm, #178441
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am, #177378
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am, #175985
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am, #175836
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am, #175570
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


THIS CHRISTMAS -




CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -


TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm, #242322
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm, #229242
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm, #229241
Lol. I like this


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !


TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by suzieq

mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm, #227996
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet




SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.




PIMPIN' HAIRSTYLE - Don't work to have good hair; make your hair work for you!




COLORED CHICKS - are especially lovely at Eastertime


TAGS: easter animals
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Sean - March 11, 2014, 4:37 pm, #253530
Dude. Jus' sayin'.


OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.




YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF


TAGS: perfume dog gf girl animals
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:38 am, #227924
Had a dog once who buried everything an Ex gave her..from food to toys. I broke up wit the gal, you gotta trust animal instinct.


MEDIUM RARE -


TAGS: exotic animals calendar vegetarian poop
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - May 11, 2012, 8:08 am, #234475
A good morning LOL is always, well, good. You never fail Mr Green.


SIXTY PERCENT OF PIT BULL ATTACKS - OCCUR BETWEEN TYING THE BANDANA AROUND IT'S NECK AND PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON IT'S FACE


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by concern3

GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:59 pm, #255030
It’s just another rule of zero origin in a bastard language. Linguists say ‘just remember it’, like ‘i before e except after c’…weird.
GaryO - May 26, 2014, 1:58 pm, #255029
By golly, yer right. Wonderful first post, by the way. Rather ironic, dontcha think (?), it bein’ Memorial Day an all. Actually, the possessive pronoun has always been a bit of a conundrum, even for you Nazis.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:11 pm, #255027
IT's not IT's...
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:45 am, #244541
HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS HIDE
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 6:58 pm, #244530
Never ever try to paint their toenails!


CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




CUSTOMER SERVICE -




WTF!? - I ordered white wine!


TAGS: dogs animals funny wine dinner
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by american1459

LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:12 am, #102437
Basil Q. Houndtooth, Esquire, to be exact!
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 12:42 am, #102155
Red wine with basil.


THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!




URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE - winning the War on Terror. One Jackass at a time.




WTF -


TAGS: fap to animals
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by culos



MOUNTAIN GOATS - They scale mountains.


TAGS: mountain goats mountains animals funny
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Gigi

Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 10:41 am, #214654
lol
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 4:08 am, #214650
Hammy on Spring Break.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 7:31 am, #157841
mind you he did allzat 2 get 2 the vegatation bhind him.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:12 pm, #41242
Spidergoat! Spidergoat! Does whatever a Spidergoat does!


ANIMALS -




ZOO JANITOR - Hazardous position.


TAGS: zoo animals job position clean
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:31 pm, #228109
well done, I like your comment better than my text
Owlzrule - January 25, 2012, 9:30 pm, #228107
That is a smelly position


FRIENDS - Always there when you need them most!


TAGS: friens animals
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by jspocala

jspocala - May 29, 2012, 8:23 pm, #235395
How?
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:26 pm, #235316

you should post this to motitwist.
jspocala - May 28, 2012, 3:43 pm, #235311
Thanks. Appreciate your postive comment.
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 27, 2012, 10:54 pm, #235276
This is motivational!


HORSES - They always win


TAGS: horses animals win
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:25 pm, #208588
wow that totaly made my day cuz i fell off mah horse 2day and i prob looked like that
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 7:17 pm, #171550
A horse killed my mother and ra**d my father
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 7:14 pm, #171547
I had a horse rob me and take my money in the 5th at Keeneland today
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 7:08 pm, #171546
a few days ago a horse tried to eat my shoes
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 10:24 am, #171428
His Kung-Fu is strong!


BATMAN RIDES AN ELEPHANT - Some photos just don't need captions...


TAGS: batman animals elephant
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

BuzzBomb - July 5, 2008, 3:08 pm, #8235
Wow... The MWLF.... I feel so honored?
Sean - July 4, 2008, 11:53 pm, #8169
Long live the M.W.L.F.!
Captain Douchebag - July 4, 2008, 11:50 pm, #8167
MWLF strikes again.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 11:25 pm, #8161
...and yet you gave it one.


Your Car? -




HEY YOU! - I am NOT a flower so stop sniffin my stinger.




LIONS - I don't have to outrun them I just have to outrun you




ALRIGHT - I got nothing


TAGS: poker animals
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by doubet

doubet - April 25, 2010, 7:27 pm, #173497
Thank you Airman
Airman - April 10, 2010, 4:21 pm, #170599
LOL


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm, #133458
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm, #133453
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm, #133449
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm, #133443
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm, #133438
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm, #133435
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm, #133429
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm, #133421
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm, #133420

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


SEMI TRUCK - RUN, ANIMALS, RUN!!


TAGS: semi truck animals run
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by brobro70

agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 9:36 pm, #202784
LOL!!!!!!
Derek - November 15, 2010, 9:20 pm, #202782
"Semi Truck"? Looks fully truck to me.


"I SMELL... BACON!!!" - 'Beggin' Strips'... Officer Davis realized too late that they had been a poor choice as a training reinforcement!


TAGS: dogs animals police
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by heathentod

agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm, #176442
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 9:52 pm, #176404
That cop has weed on him....I can smell it from here.
heathentod - May 17, 2010, 9:33 pm, #176401
thank you
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:19 pm, #176393
you're starting to get the hang of the humor angle Heathen, 5L


IF I WANT TO HEAR THE PITTER PATTER OF LITTLE FEET - I'LL PUT BOOTS ON THE CAT


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.88/5
maoworks2 - January 3, 2013, 6:17 pm, #242165
Puss And Boots.
EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:03 pm, #242159
- Dorothy Parker?


HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!


TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm, #245018
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm, #244994
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?


FORBIDDEN LOVE - Food falls into that category


TAGS: animals cheetahs impalas love
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by heathentod

heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:17 pm, #176190
LOL... I just realized that last comment could be interpreted in a manner I never intended! Maybe a somewhat phallic shaped food wasn't the best example.
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:15 pm, #176188
Can't blame him too bad really; I've met a fat crab leg or two I had an orgasmic experience with :P
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 4:12 pm, #176187
But sooo right.


THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?




A HAPPY PITBULL - WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS AND ONE ARM


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by concern3



SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.




HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours




DUMBO - A True story




DOGS - yes we get it, your cute


TAGS: dogs animals cute
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by zimiscute

AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:21 am, #221809
he looks guilty
mike34 - July 24, 2011, 3:31 am, #221808
your, you're???
zimiscute - July 23, 2011, 8:34 pm, #221800
he does look evil.....
internetninjaII - July 23, 2011, 1:18 pm, #221790
Is it just me, or does he look evil?
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:35 am, #221775

....this should go to "dig my dog" as well.
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 9:28 am, #221774
So adorable!


STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.




ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.


TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm, #198470
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm, #198464
....disturbing
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm, #198462
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm, #198459
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm, #198452
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm, #198451
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm, #198441
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet


"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests




WALL DOGS - Watching your every move


TAGS: dogs animals funny
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by american1459

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:28 pm, #103261
Isn't it "Private Eyes"?


Security -


TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am, #258340
Thanks
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm, #258322
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm, #258302
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm, #258301

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


WHY DOGS SHOULDN'T PLAY CARDS -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:17 am, #259514
5 barking lions suffering from an identity crisis
MissPriss - January 15, 2015, 9:03 pm, #259493
Purrrrrfect!


Cure -


TAGS: constipation cure lion animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:58 am, #260948
LOL!! YUP! In 3 . . 2 . . 1.. Lunch!!! This is GREAT!! 5 LOL lions, Weeping one!


Ginger Bashing -


TAGS: ginger bashing cats animals toilet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 25, 2015, 10:56 pm, #260133
Thanks for both 5-ers
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:42 pm, #260128
Sent this too! Oh weeping one, you have vastly improved a truly hideous day by giving me a stomach ache of the BEST kind!! Once again, 2 5Ls from the redheads!!


I LIKE PIGS -


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by concern3

Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:46 am, #258251
Smiling. 5


MY FAITH -




YOUR BALL? - Sure, you can have it back! Hop on in and get it...


TAGS: lions animals wildlife
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Reality Lord - March 31, 2012, 11:48 pm, #232509

cute :)


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




STUFFED ANIMALS -


TAGS: stuffed animals king kong toys
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - March 27, 2009, 4:30 pm, #68457
Thank You Mr. Airman...very nice for u to say...That makes 2 of us now...lol...now get back to work...lol
Airman - March 27, 2009, 3:38 pm, #68442
This is really a cool poster


CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself


TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am, #170564
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am, #170558
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.


ELEPHANTS - They're working for Microsoft now


TAGS: elephants microsoft animals
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

forseti - April 15, 2010, 8:56 pm, #171566
no, thx! looks like a German chocolate-advertisement...


Pantyhose -


TAGS: riddle animals answer pantyhose humour
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2014, 2:02 am, #255335
Thanks for the votes Silvie. Sorry but I gotta run (get it, run, pantyhose...oh screw it, you're a guy, you won't get it)
Silverheart - June 16, 2014, 12:05 pm, #255332
5 Nyans & a thhhhbbbtttt (love it!)
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:46 am, #255324
Thanks grey...made me happy that it made you happy!
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 1:40 am, #255323
Ha ha ha. LMAO. 5L/Fav'd


KUNG-FU RAT - The last image recorded On poor Mittens' collarcam.


TAGS: animals
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - February 23, 2013, 9:11 pm, #243742
Anytime!
SLOHAND62 - February 23, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243741
5 punches lol Now that darn song will run thru my brain for the evening lol


FIRST IMPRESSIONS LAST LONGER THAT YOU WISH -


TAGS: race tracks life game animals
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by timmey

maoworks2 - February 25, 2012, 4:42 pm, #230149
Try To !


QUITE AS A MOUSE - WHO EVER COINED THE PHASE NEVER STEPPED ON ONE


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by concern3

MPsniper - November 1, 2012, 4:38 am, #240317
"phase"...LoL
ughomer - October 31, 2012, 12:08 pm, #240305
Perhaps, concern3, using the word "QUIET" may have made this poster a little bit better. 5L anyway.
CloudchaserS - October 31, 2012, 11:25 am, #240301
Every time that happens to me, I fuss at the cats for not leaving their kill outside.


THAT'S RIGHT BABY - You know you want a piece of this


TAGS: animals
Rating: 4.17/5

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SURREAL - Like when you're in another city And Jeopardy comes on at 7:30 Instead of 7:00




FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.




CARJACKING - Go ahead... she triple dog dares ya!


TAGS: dogs mastiffs animals
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by heathentod

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 5:14 pm, #220409
Prolly feeding it cats, stray hobos or Timmies
pzykosiz - May 17, 2010, 1:29 am, #176242
has she been feeding the dog steroids or something?


WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT WORK -




BRITTANY GET IN THE CAR! - He's not going to turn into your DREAM-BOYFRIEND! Damn "NEW-MOON"


TAGS: new moon wild animals ram
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

rerun - July 24, 2010, 5:34 pm, #186271

Gee Radio, yourr top rating is 2.99, while Trash is rates=d at 4.64. I think it would be a good idea to check the attitude when you log in, as the voters have already spoken.
radioactive13 - July 24, 2010, 5:27 pm, #186270
'cause this one alone can beat any of yours, mate.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 9:43 pm, #160218
Why?
radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:42 pm, #160216
This one is great!


RASTAFARIAN CAT - 'Kitty' was muh slave name mon... I be 'Abdiel' now... Rastafa!




APARENTLY - Animals are more important


TAGS: animals
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Portgas D. Ace - December 7, 2009, 12:24 pm, #143500
No more "asian food" for the lions, please.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 7:16 am, #143476
Apparently, spelling is not important.


SHAFTER - I've done a 100 animals. How many women have you done?


TAGS: shafting animals
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Brazo

rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:51 pm, #184957

3rd world impovereshed nation where men vastly outnumber women? probably
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:49 pm, #184956
this can't be a real story can it?
R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 5:50 pm, #165512
Even if the answer is 1, it would be better.


HULA - You're doing it wrong




WHATS UP!? - Sooooo, we do it or what ?!


TAGS: animals
Rating: 2.51/5

More motifakes by Pinas

john - June 15, 2008, 12:22 pm, #5925
hahah lol i love this


Scape goat -


TAGS: goat animals
Rating: 1.6/5

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PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them


TAGS: medical monkeys animals
Rating: 1.48/5


THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo


TAGS: animals crocodiles alligators
Rating: 4.65/5

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heathentod - May 16, 2010, 12:04 pm, #176175
thanks!
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:06 am, #176163
very nice! 5L
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:24 am, #176148
Perfect. 5L


EXOTIC ANIMALS - MAY CALENDAR -




TESTING THE WATER - Generally, it's a good idea to do it BEFORE you leap in!




BATH TIME - My ass!!!




AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.




CARNIVORE - Actually I Eat Meat Because I Sympathize With The Tofus So Much


TAGS: eat animals
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by forseti

thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:16 am, #169124
Aw, poor tofu. :(


HARE AMERICA RADIO NETWORK - The Bunnies Revolution against Mr. Brown has been taken to a new level of propaganda warfare.....




FATELESS - PETA's ad's against his behaviour


TAGS: fateless fate animals
Rating: 2.35/5

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LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 7:51 pm, #70224
Look what u have done! u started an outbreak of animal ra**!


WE BOTH CAN BE FRIENDS - Just a thing... MY NAME IS NOT "LASSIE"




Hangover -




Puppy Love -


TAGS: dogs littermates cute animals love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - September 8, 2013, 10:06 am, #249437
I was going to use that as a title, but I thought is was so obvious I'd have someone nailing me on that. When I first so the ph**o, that's exactly what I thought, Bobb.
BobbEdwards - September 8, 2013, 1:50 am, #249429
Bet their names are Yin and Yang


doggone it -


TAGS: dog horse attack funny animals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 10:33 am, #250927
I see what you did there...stop it! Horses don't like being slapped in the arse like that. Thanks for the 5L morning guffaw crotchety.


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